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Forced to make a wish without outside help, the Girl writes her own exhaustive safety constraints for a magical transformation.
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The Devil: “Okay, one more wish. But no outside help.” The Girl: “Fine.”
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A horned demon stands beside the bed, looking at a smartphone, while a woman sits cross-legged on the bed with one finger raised. The Girl: “You are a wish-granting demon. Your task is to make me irresistibly sexy, with huge breasts that remain in proportion to my body, while preserving my health, mobility, posture, intelligence, personality, life expectancy and freedom. The effect must be real, stable and natural, with no pain, side effects or unwanted social, legal or psychological consequences.”
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A red-skinned, horned man sits on the left side of a bed, holding a phone and pressing one hand to his forehead; a black-haired woman with glasses sits cross-legged beside him, raising one finger. The woman: “Exclude deformities, unintended vulgarity, harassment, back pain, balance problems, damage to clothing and any malicious or literal interpretation contrary to the wish’s overall intent. Before granting it, check the expected outcome against my instructions, identify any discrepancies and correct them.”