The Velvet Bestiary — Fantasy Comics — The Web Designer，第 2 頁
作者：velvet_bestiary · 發布於
文字記錄
The shopkeeper gestures toward three customers wrapped in silk and hanging from the ceiling. Shopkeeper: “Why are my customers wrapped?” Woman: “Dwell time.” The woman holds up a chart marked “800%.” Woman: “Visitor engagement is up eight hundred percent.” The woman holds another chart marked “0%.” Woman: “And the bounce rate is now zero.” A customer wrapped in silk asks, “Excuse me, how do I unsubscribe?” Woman: “That’s a premium feature.” Caption: “Terms and Conditions were woven into the silk.”
圖片說明
A mustached shopkeeper speaks with a tall, pale-haired woman with spider-like legs as several customers hang wrapped in silk around the shop.
關於本章
A drider brings a literal skill set to web design. Read more fantasy comics: https://velvetbestiary.com/ — created with ChatGPT / OpenAI tools.