Faça login para continuar lendo Jack Shat: State of Emergency
Você leu 3 de 8 páginas de The Road Begins. Faça login para ler o resto — ou crie uma conta Inkroost gratuita, o que leva um momento e também abre todos os outros capítulos gratuitos do site.
Grátis para participar. Nós o levaremos de volta a esta página.
Versão em Texto Um acompanhamento escrito para este capítulo — para acessibilidade, leitores de tela e pesquisa.
Jack sets out in his pea-green 1974 Buick Apollo. From Illinois to Idaho, he warns each stop, makes repairs where he can and leaves a repair card. A museum post starts connecting the dots while Jack keeps driving.
Página 1
ROAD TRIP. Jack: “Twenty-eight states. I hope America's plumbing is top shelf.” Phone: UNKNOWN TEXT. SFX: KLIK. Jack: “Calls are for people. Maps are for roads.” Caption: “According to Bulky Stool Weekly, Jack Shat routed the safest route with the best plumbing.”
Página 2
ILLINOIS / 01. Jack: “Is the plumbing sound? I'd rather ask first.” Waitress: “New valve, old pipes. Door's on the left.” SFX: GLUURRSH! Sign: OUT OF ORDER. Waitress: “You destroyed our toilet but, yet, you stayed?” Jack: “I own up for what my bowels do. I was raised right!”
Página 3
IOWA / 02. Jack: “I had an eight pound burrito a while back and my bowels need relief, my good sir.” Worker: “I will need to keep your license during your 'transaction.' I'm sure this is not your first time.” Caption: “Things go south immediately.” Sign: OUT OF ORDER. Jack: “I own up to my mistakes.” Worker: “This is more than enough!”