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Cul-de-Sacrifice — Chapter 1: The Altar in the Cupboard, Page 23

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In a stone room, Mr. Keane stands beside Mr. Black and Miss Shaw as they gather around a black table with glowing symbols, a skeleton, and separate body parts. Mr. Keane: Just a draught. Mr. Black: Uh...that's breakfast-bar height, sir. Mr. Keane: It is ritual working height. Miss Shaw: Did the hatch just close itself? Miss Shaw writes in a notebook while Mr. Black and Mr. Keane stand beside the table. Miss Shaw: Head. Ribs. Arm. His foot. ... Her foot. Mr. Keane: Temporarily. Stand back, please.

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Mr. Keane, Mr. Black, and Miss Shaw stand around a black table marked with glowing symbols and holding a skeleton and separate body parts in a candlelit stone room.

About this chapter

A housing-weary tenant, his Goth lawyer girlfriend and a vain necromancer try to prove the living and the dead can share a house fairly. Cheap rent, utilities included, undead housemates. At least they don't eat your food.